When people talk to me about tyranny, it makes me laugh and gives me the impression that people suffer from amnesia.

It is the destiny of the people of Haiti to suffer.

I am currently in Haiti to help the Haitian people in their reconstruction.

I want to take this opportunity to express, one more time, my deep sadness to those countrymen who feel, rightly, that they were victims of my government.

In 25 years of exile, I've never had a frozen account, either in Switzerland or elsewhere in the world.

I'm the one who initiated the democratic process.

I never had the financial means that the media said I had. I laugh when I hear the amounts, $400 million, $800 million. Where do they get this imagination?

All I know is politics. Really, politics takes up most of my time; it's nonstop.

There has not been one day since I left that I have not thought about Haiti.

Anyone can possess, anyone can profess, but it is an altogether different thing to confess.

I'm a lawmaker, but I really don't like laws.

The more we get what we now call 'ourselves' out of the way and let Him take us over, the more truly ourselves we become.

A woman gains status when she refuses to see anything killed to be put on her back. Then she’s truly beautiful.

Take thy self-denials gaily and cheerfully, and let the sunshine of thy gladness fall on dark things and bright alike, like the sunshine of the Almighty.

Everybody's weird, fundamentally everybody is a snap. Sometimes it's a sexual thing and sometimes it's a different kind of weirdness, but one way or another everybody's nuts.

The world of sight is still limitless. It is the artist who limits vision to the cramped dimensions of his own ego.

One cannot make a slave of a free person, for a free person is free even in a prison.

It's a good thing I've got to live with you two or I'd be putting this on YouTube later. And mocking you

Autism is not a choice. Acceptance is. Imagine if the opposite was true.