Laugh Quotes

I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn't care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.

When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.

If you can't laugh at yourself, you're cooked!

My music is basically all about witty punchlines and lyric progression that is aimed to make you laugh or say "Woah."

If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think.

It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life than to lament over it.

My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth.

I love people who make me laugh!

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either.

Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.

I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don't already know, and make me laugh. I don't care what you look like, just turn me on.

sometimes it's better to bunk a class & enjoy with friends, coz today when I look back, marks never make me laugh memories do.

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.

I'm inspired by making people laugh at subjects that should make them cry.

You can't live a positive life with a negative mind and if you have a positive outcome you have a positive income and just to have more positivity and just to kind of laugh it off.

Art must make you laugh a little and make you a little afraid. Anything as long as it doesn't bore.

Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.

Sometimes making people laugh or even making them scared can be accomplished by a good opening sequence.

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.

In a cruel land, you either learned to laugh at cruelty or spent your life weeping.

I will laugh at the world. And most of all, I will laugh at myself for man is most comical when he takes himself too seriously.

Almost anything makes me laugh, especially jokes at my own expense. And I will never, ever admit to being ticklish anywhere.

I like people who can make you laugh without using vulgarity, or bad words.

You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor. Like Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell got that kind of humor.

A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everybody around us.

I think the most attractive thing is a sense of humour. If someone can make you laugh, you've gotten a lot out of the way.

If you would not be laughed at, be the first to laugh at yourself.

I’m the youngest in my family and everyone is very funny, and I was always trying to keep up with them. I just loved making people laugh.

The real good comedians, like Chaplin, would make you laugh and a second later, cry

And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

Because you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living.

My dad is one of the funniest people I know. He's the sort of man who can make you laugh just by reading out of a telephone directory... He's a spastic.

Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?

While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly social chickens are dear to me, too.

Inappropriate behavior makes me laugh.

I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.

I figure you're only here for a matter of moments. Ever since I was a kid watching movies I've always wanted to make people laugh or have some sort of emotional reaction.

Comedy is difficult for an actor. But I think I have a good sense of humor and manage to make people laugh and make them happy.

A good laugh is as good as a prayer sometimes.

Once I realised the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.

I just like to make people laugh.

Those who laugh often never grow old.

Laugh loud, and laugh often. It’ll keep you happy, keep you healthy, and keep your attitude headed in a positive direction.

A good laugh heals a lot of hurts.

Basically, I think you need two things to get by in this world: a sense of humor and the ability to laugh when your ego is destroyed.

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.

I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.

There's nothing like a love song to give you a good laugh.

Good impro can make you laugh, we love it, but soon the content is forgotten. Good scenes from The Life Game stay with you always. They haunt you.