Humour Quotes
I like doom and gloom with a sense of humour. Maybe it's a Scottish thing, we like to undercut indulgence with a laugh.
There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic moments bearable.
If you still persist in writing, "Good food at it's best", you deserve to be struck by lightning, hacked up on the spot and buried in an unmarked grave.
I believe that if it were left to artists to choose their own labels, most would choose none.
Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot less than you think.
Once you have perceived that life is very cruel, the only response is to live with as much humanity, humour and freedom as you can.
Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you've felt that way.
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
…and to all you other cats and chicks out there, sweet or otherwise, buried deep in wordy tombs, who never yet have walked from off the page, a shake and a hug and a kiss and a drink. Cheers!
And then, as if written by the hand of a bad novelist, an incredible thing happened.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
I fell in love with football as I was later to fall in love with women: suddenly, inexplicably, uncritically, giving no thought to the pain or disruption it would bring with it.
Drafting is like painting the Golden Gate Bridge.The closer you get to the end, the more you start to worry about the beginning.
Humour is a great vehicle for getting a message across. If you get too serious, you could die of starch.
The teller of a mirthful tale has latitude allowed him. We are content with less than absolute truth.
People who can change and change again are so much more reliable and happier than those who can’t
A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
The more ignoble I find life, the more strongly I react by contradiction, in humour and in an outburst of liberty and expansion.
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
Big flashy things have my name written all over them. Well... not yet, give me time and a crayon.
Love and a good sense of humour strengthen the entire body; remember your cells respond to your input.
As Aboriginal people we have always retained our resilience, our humour and our cultural integrity - we will always retain our dreams and a vision for the future for our people.
I love a girl with a good sense of humour, who is confident but who has a sweetness to her - that melts my heart.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Cider was my drink because I liked the taste and it made me stupid.
Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay.
The rottweiler stood his ground and waited for me to take the next step in the dance of ritualized intimidation. Instead, I leaped at him. Screw ritual. Now was not the time to stand on ceremony.
Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something.
It is rare to find learned men who are clean, do not stink and have a sense of humour.
One never really knows how much one has been touched by a place until one has left it.
Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
