There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic moments bearable.

I think the minute you mention death, people run for the hills - unless it's heavy metal. People do not like death.

I believe a lot of our lives are spent asleep, and what I've been trying to do is hold on to those moments when a little spark cuts through the fog and nudges you.

Life is a game and true love is a trophy.

I've developed into quite a swan. I'm one of those people that will probably look better and better as I get older - until I drop dead of beauty.

I'm your knight in shining armor. I'm here to save you from Linkin Park.

Cigarettes and chocolate milk These are just a couple of my cravings Everything it seems I like's a little bit stronger A little bit thicker A little bit harmful for me.

I am always writing; if you want to survive in this business, you need to keep working, keep creating and never stop the output.

Being uncool is being pretty much the coolest you can be.

I like to make the mundane fabulous whenever I can.

I think we could all be a bit more elitist.

Do not let arrogance go to your head and despair to your heart.

Spending time with her father was like showering with a cheese grate - it got more painful each time.

Acceptance is not passivity. It is a courageous step in the process of transformation.

I sing sometimes for the war that I fight, 'Cause every tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

Better a bald head than none at all.

Brandy and water spoils two good things.

My, g**, he was as strong as a team of oxen. That would be strong right?

Many things are formidable, and none more formidable than man.

I made my first investment at age eleven. I was wasting my life up until then.