Humor Quotes

Some of the best work done to combat the Republicans has been wit and humor.

Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read.

I think my sense of humor is really dark and super twisted and stuff like that. It's like, "Is this a funny joke for real? Or am I just rich?" See? That was funny.

Animal rights is a serious subject, but I do my best to find humor where I can.

I have a black sense of humor. You try living my life, see what color yours turns.

I'm probably a lot closer than perhaps the contents of my early fiction suggest to a jaded Denny's waitress with smoker's-lung-black humor than a ghost hunter.

I'm looking forward to a future where there are roles of greater vulnerability and humor involved.

I love comedy. I like to think that there's a sense of humor in some of my music - obviously not all of it.

Comedy is a very big part of the English culture, the sense of humor; it's a very dominant trait.

Why! Why! Why is the middle-class so stodgy - so utterly without a sense of humor?

I really only have Perfect Fun with myself. Other people won't stop and look at the things I want to look at or, if they do, they stop to please me or to humor me or to keep the peace.

I try to give all my characters a sense of humor, so I guess I feel like I have done comedy, but maybe I'm better known for drama.

He comes back with the script, and it's racist like a 1940's Newspaper.

Surprise is not humor. I think that there can be a fine line there.

You have to realize that Mel [Gibson], he's a funny guy. He's got a wicked sense of humor.

Without humor, a sports fan is a religious fanatic. Without humor, a newscast is a terrible, depressing, unpalatable thing.

I find Donald Trump to be very kind and generous. I find him to have a great sense of humor.

Take yourself seriously but take yourself lightly.

In humor, almost always, less is more.

I think people need a little joy and humor as well as commitment in their lives

Some sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and some is best told small.

Netflix did it right and focused on all the things that have replaced the dumb, raw numbers of the Nielsen world - they embraced targeted marketing and 'brand' as a virtue higher than ratings.

My dark comic edge is the end result of trying to use humor to maintain my sanity growing up in a dysfunctional family in Honolulu.

It's weird doing red carpets; it's uncomfortable. But you can have a sense of humor about it.

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.

If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

You're looking good today Bret. Very hot... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.

Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.

I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.

Humor is a way of holding off how awful life can be, to protect yourself.

And we all vied, in saving face, to be the greatest student of human nature, the person with the quickest sense of humor.

The subtle differences in language and humor that get lost in translation, for example, make it almost impossible for big companies to do something that will appeal at home and abroad.

I don't think every joke has to be so dadgum cerebral. I mix it up really good, because that's the kind of humor I like. I like the goofy one-liner type stuff.

I'm sorry, but you just made me lose my sense of humor, which is deeply regrettable.

I've always used humor, but I use humor when coping with things in general.

The humor for me is how far above your head the signature is - it's dislocated from the sign of the artist in such a distinct way that it could almost be a self-portrait of a sort.

The federal government has never been known for its sense of humor.

I thought of several alec smart remarks, but you should humor crazy people when you're at their mercy; it's a rule.

The humor is the sort born of ironic necessity; they use it to salve the wounds in insensitity.

I think humor is important for all of us, and a great comedian is a great treasure.

I'm very encouraged. This is progress. There are two or three ways to combat homophobia - one is through humor. The second is to put a face on it. People are becoming much more enlightened.