If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

The most dangerous worldview is the worldview of those have not viewed the world.

A great relationship is being with the one who compliments your madness instead of conflicting with it.

Evil is a disease able to spread from one person to another, as each convinces the other that might makes right, moral short-cuts are good things, and your enemies are not human but other

Inevitably, as much as we loved punk rock, our noise was coming from a slightly different place.

The inborn geniality of some people amounts to genius.

Nature is goodness crystallized.

I think that the loss of confidence in yourself to make good music is what being jaded is.

What is stronger, fear or hope?

Most acts of assent require far more courage than most acts of protest, since courage is clearly a readiness to risk self-humiliation.

Music was never really something I wanted to do, so I never thought about it as a kid.