Holiday Quotes

We used to wrestle every night, 385 times a year. For ten years. 365 days. Never had any holidays off, ever. Holidays were always two-day venues. Two event venues. Afternoon and night.

Family planning experts are now recommending giving men vasectomy gift cards for the holidays. Talk about taking the jingle out of the bells.

Holidays are enticing only for the first week or so. After that, it is no longer such a novelty to rise late and have little to do.

Come, woo me, woo me, for now I am in a holiday humor, and like enough to consent.

I climbed down the outside of a Holiday Inn once just to surprise one of my crew by getting on his balcony and knocking on his window.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

The living are just the dead on holiday

Mistletoe, the same plant you kiss under at holiday time, may be an effective aid against certain types of cancer.

I work every day. I work all day. I've never had a holiday. It's all I really want to do. It's what I'm here for. . . . More and more, I'm just so grateful I was born an artist.

I can only say the first thing that pops into my mind is I remember, years ago, seeing kind of a has-been country singer working - when I first moved to Nashville - in a bar in a Holiday Inn.

The Chinamen built the railroad, the Indians saved the Pilgrim, And in return, the Pilgrim killed 'em. They call it it Thanksgiving, I call your holiday 'hell-day.'

I love oldies just kind of sweet, slinky, Fifties music. The slow stuff. And Billie Holiday.

Tomorrow is always the sluggard's working day; today is his holiday

Not a creature was stirring, not even an elf.

The naming of cats is a difficult matter. It isn't just one of your holiday games. You may think at first I'm mad as a hatter. When I tell you a cat must have three different names.

A holiday cocktail party is where some stranger will learn more about you in an hour than your spouse has learned in a lifetime.

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are.

Solitude is the soul's holiday, an opportunity to stop doing for others and to surprise and delight ourselves instead.

I have the biggest sweet tooth. After the holidays, I gotta start working out.

My relationship with the mountains actually started when I was 16. Every year, a group used to be taken from Auckland Grammar down to the Tangariro National Park for a skiing holiday.

The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday, if the South would have won, we'd had it made.

Halloween is just a made up holiday, created by the razor blade industry.

The sooner this wedding's over the happier I'll be." [Ron] "Yeah" said Harry, "then we'll have nothing to do except find Horcruxes....It'll be like a holiday, won't it?

Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning.

There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

the ultimate in longevity is the Christmas fruitcake. It is a cake made during the holidays with fruits that make it heavier than the stove it is cooked in.

Strictly speaking, there are no holidays for art; art pursues you everywhere, and that's just fine with the artist.

Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

My normal life is like being on holiday.

Uncles and aunts, and cousins, are all very well, and fathers and mothers are not to be despised; but a grandmother, at holiday time, is worth them all.

We meet today To thank Thee for the era done, And Thee for the opening one.

Sharing the holiday with other people, and feeling that you're giving of yourself, gets you past all the commercialism.

I have had a holiday, and I'd like to take it up professionally.

Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday...The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact that abundant consumption is the result and reward of production.

I dont fear death so much as I fear its prologues: loneliness, decrepitude, pain, debilitation, depression, senility. After a few years of those, I imagine death presents like a holiday at the beach.

Every man in the time of courtship and in the first entrance of marriage, puts on a behavior like my correspondent's holiday suit.

Chestnuts are my favorite ingredient to use in the fall, especially for the holidays. I always find that they are meaty, hearty and have a mysterious refinement when cooked or roasted over sea salt.

"If I buy stocks on Smith's tip I must sell those same stocks on Smith's tip. I am depending on him. Suppose Smith is away on a holiday when the selling time comes around?

When i play in Las Vegas I play for money, when I play in Miami I play for holidays but when I play in #India I play for Love

The holiest of holidays are those kept by ourselves in silence and apart; The secret anniversaries of the heart.

I have a little bit of an addiction to work. So I'm always hiding in the bathroom with my Blackberry to work when I'm on holiday.

When you compare Christmas to Hanukkah, there's no comparison. Christmas is great. Hanukkah sucks! First night you get socks. Second night, an eraser, a notebook. It's a Back-to-School holiday!

I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm.

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.

You know that one auntie, you don't wanna be rude, ...But every holiday, nobody eatin' her food.

He capers, he dances, he has eyes of youth, he writes verses, he speaks holiday, he smells April and May.

Wednesdays were the best thing about Atlantis. The middle of the week was a traditional holiday there. Everyone stopped work and celebrated the fact that half the week was over.

Why has there never been a holiday where peace is celebrated all throughout the world?

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife.