A holiday cocktail party is where some stranger will learn more about you in an hour than your spouse has learned in a lifetime.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

I want someone whose heart is big enough to hold me.

the troubles i faced that time now make me realize i really made the best choice..

Marriage is the most sacred union in which much respect is given in society to those who treat it as such.

Be not afraid of growing slowly be afraid only of standing still.

You usually want to get something out of a painting other than the ideas that you had in your head.

Lord, give me the heart of a child, and the awesome courage to live it out as an adult.

I never see one woman when I design, it's always a universe of women

It's easier to die when you have lived, than it is to die when you haven't. So I say to all young people, go make memories; beautiful memories. Because when the time comes to go, you won't go alone.

The so-called Real World. Human misery and sadness. Blind politics and general cruelty.