Holiday Quotes

You know that one auntie, you don't wanna be rude, ...But every holiday, nobody eatin' her food.

I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it.

Everyday is an atheist holiday.

When your claim to be victims of secularism rests on Wal-Mart greeters wishing shoppers Happy Holidays, you are clearly a bunch of great big babies.

I just want to go back to rockin', but I'm uncertain as to what to actually do. The truth is, I never stopped thinking about rock'n'roll for a second that I'm on holiday.

Sharing holiday snaps on social media is an act of arrogant vanity.

Happy Cinco de Mayo! It’s a holiday that’s as respectful of Mexican traditions as Epcot Center’s Mexican food pavilion.

The year end brings no greater pleasure then the opportunity to express to you season's greetings and good wishes. May your holidays and new year be filled with joy.

I cant believe anybody would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts.

In the house of God there is never ending festival; the angel choir makes eternal holiday; the presence of God's face gives joy that never fails.

I love the idea of having a kid who says, 'Yeah, of course I knew about Billie Holiday and Johnny Cash when I was nine years old.'

In the true spirit of the holidays, let the darkness of your moods lead you back up to the light, and when New Year's rolls around, your resolution will be tinged with new authenticity and power.

If you have a work instead of a job, every day is holiday

If the very thought of taking off all your clothes in the middle of the Washington Mall during a school holiday makes you blush, you haven't even begun to dream what it feels like to publish a book.

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits.

A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat!

I have no imagination about holidays, vacations, or retiring life. I can't imagine about those things.

Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.

One of the things that happens in my house on the holidays is after dessert, we sit down to a very ambitious men-versus-women game of Trivial Pursuit. It's brutal. And there's a trophy.

Holidays - Have no pity.

For me, a holiday is about taking a book and going to a mountain and reading.

In America, you don't even have proper holidays. It's really one of the most prosperous slave societies in history. People work their asses off all year long and get two weeks off! It's incredible.

I go to my parents' over Christmas. I definitely do, but I don't see it as a Christmas because during Christmas there was also a Viking holiday. So I just to choose to see it as that!

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.

The secret to making your holiday inspiring is actually quite simple. Be inspiring yourself. As with any change, you must be the change you want to see in others.

Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a being thrown on to the scrap-heap.

It's really easy to figure out why I love what I love, the holidays and food. I know the difference between having them and not having them.

When we were at the Apollo, Holiday was a block away. I asked her for her autograph.

Perhaps I am a bear, or some hibernating animal underneath, for the instinct to be half asleep all winter is so strong in me.

It is Billie Holiday who was, and still remains, the greatest single musical influence on me.

If I die today, it'd be a holiday

Let us keep Christmas still a shining thing.

Christmas it seems to me is a necessary festival; we require a season when we can regret all the flaws in our human relationships: it is the feast of failure, sad but consoling.

I read a lot of heavy literature when I'm on set, so on holiday I want to indulge in something light-hearted.

Multiculturalism means your kid has to learn some wretched tribal dirge for the school holiday concert instead of getting to sing 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.'

My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.

MOTHER TIME: We all get the exact same 365 days. The only difference is what we do with them.

If I were a medical man, I should prescribe a holiday to any patient who considered his work important.

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity from prosecution and c) a baseball bat.

I don't want to spend the next two years in Holiday Inns.

Every man who possibly can should force himself to a holiday of a full month in a year, whether he feels like taking it or not.

Through our daily meals He is calling us to rejoice, to keep holiday in the midst of our working day.

Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday - what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area.

Everybody was waiting for Chelsea not to win every game and one day when we lose there will be a holiday in the country. But we are ready for that.

You can leave a kid alone and it will learn to fend for itself, how to work the remote, a tin opener, and the microwave. I see the holidays as a chance for kids to learn self-sufficiency.

I do like Christmas on the whole.... In its clumsy way, it does approach Peace and Goodwill. But it is clumsier every year.

Everyday is a holiday when you're RVD

I hate Halloween. I hate dressing up. I hate - I wear wigs, makeup, costumes every day. Halloween is like, my least favorite holiday.