Walter Moers Quotes
Ordinary folk prefer familiar tastes - they'd sooner eat the same things all the time - but a gourmet would sample a fried park bench just to know how it tastes.
Wednesdays were the best thing about Atlantis. The middle of the week was a traditional holiday there. Everyone stopped work and celebrated the fact that half the week was over.
Someone with an obsession for arranging things in alphabetical order was an abcedist, whereas someone with an obsession for arranging them in reverse alphabetical order was a zyxedist.
If flatness were funny, a dinner plate would be hilarious.
Anyone can write. Some people can write a bit better than others; they're called authors. Then there are some who can write better than authors; they're called artists.
On horseback you feel as if you're moving in time to classical music; a camel seems to progress to the beat of a drum played by a drunk.
The written word is redundant on the high seas. Why? Because paper gets wet too easily.
Wine is drinkable sunlight. It's the most glorious summer's day imaginable, captured in a bottle.
Nothing is what one thinks it is. Cloth is stone and circus is an art. There are no certainties.
Rumo!" said Rumo. "That's right!" Smyke exclaimed. "You Rumo, me Smyke." "You Rumo, me Smyke." Rumo repeated eagerly. "No, no." Smyke chuckled.
On horseback you feel as if you're moving in time to classical music a camel seems to progress to the beat of a drum played by a drunk.
I've never thought much of strictly organised and methodical study. You can't arrange a library in alphabetical order until you've collected one.
Es kommt nicht darauf an, wie eine Geschichte anfängt. Auch nicht darauf, wie sie aufhört. Sondern auf das, was dazwischen passiert.
