Funny Quotes

I hate to say it but I hate black humor. I feel like a Klan member saying it, but it's just not funny.

I think it's important to find humor anywhere you can. In real life, with the darkest, scariest, most intense moments, if you can find something funny, that's good.

I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy.

My mother was very funny. My dad had a great sense of humor. My grandmother, too.

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared.

People often think that you have a sense of humor because you think that life is funny. Life isn't funny at all. It's appalling and tragic.

My family is pretty funny. My mother is British, so she's got a very dry sense of humor. That's where I got that from.

Twitter is the place where I try to be more funny. And then I use Instagram just as my diary. I pull some jokes on there, but I think people have a better sense of humor on Twitter.

I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend you're not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture.

My paintings capture the humor, zaniness, and depth of the Batman villains as well as the Freudian motivations of Batman as an all-too-human, venerable, and funny vigilante superhero.

I don't know if I realized that I was funny, but I realized how healing and important humor was in my childhood.

Sure, I am funny and have a good sense of humor. Mostly, though, I just tell the truth. The internal dialogue people have in their heads - I just write it.

I got my sense of humor from my grandmother. You know, my grandmother was very funny.

Most of the people in my family were pretty funny. Everyone had a good sense of humor. I came to California right after college, wanting to be a musician.

I like Strahan a lot. I've known him for years. He was a Giant here - in many ways. Had a big following with the New York Giants. He's very funny. He's got a great sense of humor.

My dad was a very funny man - he's the one who taught me life would be awfully hard without humor! I'm sure his Irish wit in some way influenced my decision to become an actress.

Writing humor for me is more like a watchful-ness. You have to watch. When you say something funny, or someone else does, it's more like you wait for the piece.

Funny songs aren't usually that good. Like Weird Al and maybe a couple of Beatles songs, but it's kind of hard to bring humor into rock music in an interesting way.

You are not just a funny person or just a journalist. Most people are hybrids of having a smart opinion and a great sense of humor.

If it gets laughs, it's funny.

However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.

Pure unadulterated success is not as funny as failure.

I love mankind it's people I can't stand.

It's so different when you change your hair color, you're treated so differently. It's a very funny experience. It's fun - I love changing up my hair.

I used to love being the class clown. I loved to make jokes and make people laugh. There was a set of students who would find it funny. But the cool students were like, 'Eeew!'

I read the script for Wonder Boys, and I said that was almost perfect, it was so classy, cool and funny. It's a really specific thing. We stuck to it, it turned out good and a lot of people liked it.

Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that.

It is so cool to think that there are two female, Indian actresses on prime-time American network television who are considered attractive and funny and smart.

There's nothing less funny than someone who looks cool. There's nothing more unappealing.

My brothers were funny, and there was a lot of shtick and comedy and nastiness and violence and fighting and sports.

I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.

I think 'Elf' is funny, with Will Ferrell. That's a great Christmas movie.

Our family's special holiday tradition is going over to my grandparent's house on Christmas morning. My grandma cooks a big breakfast, and I love hearing her tell old funny stories.

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed.

My mom and dad always tried to make Christmas special for us. We were poor, but it's funny because we had no idea.

I know my strong points: I work hard, I have talent, I'm funny, and I'm a good person.

One thing about D.C. that's funny to me is that you end up running into famous political figures who you've seen on television who you think are not real until you see them.

It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead, you're made for life.

I was, like, this token teen angst child of Broadway. It's so funny. What is that? I don't even know. But I loved it.

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.

Morning Joe was boring. Scarborough is neither eloquent nor funny.

You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can't leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I'm that messed-up one in the family.

Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.

The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion.

The funny thing is, I'm so used to not caring what anyone says, good or bad, that unfortunately even when people say good things... I wish it made me feel good, but it doesn't.

'The Amazing Race' has always been the gold standard of reality television to me. It's smart, it's funny, and it's entertaining as hell.

I'm thankful enough or blessed enough to be able to say that Miles Davis was a friend when he was alive, and he was a wonderful mentor and really, really funny, you know.

My favorite type of pet has always been a dog. They're loyal, kind, and offer endless affection. My friend Eric says, 'The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.' Funny thought.

It sounds funny, but my biggest fear is that I'm not perfect. I'm a perfectionist, and I get upset when things go wrong or when I don't do well.