Funny Quotes

If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.

I like bowling. I suck at it, but I like it. You know what's so funny? I have days when I'm absolutely great at doing it, and then I have days when I just don't understand it.

I'm usually always very happy and funny and positive. It's only when I'm tired that I get a little low energy.

I have kind of a funny relationship with movies. I don't have to see the whole movie to get an impression of it or to let it have an influence on me.

I love Jared Hess' movies. He's such a weirdo and such a nice, funny guy.

Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things.

What I think is funny is when people, despite tragic situations, are still hopeful, still trying. It's sweet and sad - and, to me, hilarious.

I find Spike Jones' movies to be really very inventive and funny, but they're really sad and touching and really key into the different facets of the human experience.

I'm quite an odd little part of the Venn diagram. I'm not a movie star and beautiful in that way. I do an odd thing that's funny and sad, and my face and my old body can take that.

I don't sit down to write a funny story. Every single thing I sit down to write is meant to be sad.

My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny.

I never saw anything funny in a car commercial - but that's OK. Whatever they wanted to do - it's their product and I'm the spokesperson, and I'm going to deliver.

My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips are sorta funny when I smile.

To me, little Mike Wazowski is one of the best characters I ever got to play because he was funny. He was outrageous. He got angry. He was romantic. He was a full, well-rounded character.

A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key.

It's funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts.

Being a black woman, there's so many different sides of us. We are funny, silly, romantic, professional, smart, and we have good jobs.

My dad would go to work every day and write in a room full of funny people. He enjoyed it. I know great writers who find the process agonising but to me, writing has always been sheer joy.