Funny Money Quotes

Funny Money Quote of the day

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.

What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?

Money is the best deodorant.

To make a million, start with $900,000.

I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

Money is always there but the pockets change.

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer

I know at last what distinguishes man from animals; financial worries.

What's worth doing is worth doing for money.

We might make a lot of money but, we also spend a lot of money.

I love America, but I can't spend the whole year here. I can't afford the taxes.

The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.

You can't tell a millionaire's son from a billionaire's.

It's money. I remember it from when I was single

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.

You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.

I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.

His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!

When asked by someone how much money flying takes: Why, all of it!

It's your money. You paid for it.

Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.

The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you.

Money never made a fool of anybody; it only shows them up.

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.