Drink Quotes

You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.

Everybody thinks I drink beer but I actually like cider!

I drink a lot of Diet Coke and belch. I've been known to use the ''f'' word.

To be successful, keep looking tanned, live in an elegant building (even if you're in the cellar), be seen in smart restaurants (even if you only nurse one drink) and if you borrow, borrow big.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why.

They put arsenic in his meat And stared aghast to watch him eat; They poured strychnine in his cup And shook to see him drink it up.

Drink! for you know not when you came, nor why; Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face.

The drink? Yes, I've had tough times in my life, especially the last year, regarding my ex-wife, my kids, I nearly broke my neck, I was on death row with pneumonia.

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

I used to drink from my little sister’s bottle when she was a baby.

Getting an education at MIT is like taking a drink from a fire hose.

I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.

Show me a population that is deeply religious and I will show you a servile population, content with whips and chains, ... content to eat the bread of sorrow and drink the waters of affliction.

Tea is nought but this: first you heat the water, then you make the tea. Then you drink it properly. That is all you need to know.

I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.

Bats have no bankers and they do not drink and cannot be arrested and pay no tax and, in general, bats have it made.

Get off your horse and drink your milk.

Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it.

They have a few drinks, and maybe the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.

I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.

Collecting intelligence information is like trying to drink water out of a fire hydrant. You know, in hindsight It's great. The problem is there's a million dots at the time.

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off.

In my lowest moments, the only reason I didn't commit suicide was that I knew I wouldn't be able to drink any more if I was dead.

You take dark chocolate, you mix it with white milk, and it becomes a delicious drink. That is the chocolate I am talking about.

Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink the same kind again ? I've decided that's how I'm going to quit drinking. One-at-a-time.

I can't help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit and runs. I don't drink so the DUI is false.

Fashion isn't just frocks. It's how we do our houses, our gardens, it's what we eat and drink.

A fig for partridges and quails, ye dainties I know nothing of ye; But on the highest mount in Wales Would choose in peace to drink my coffee.

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

A snake came to my water trough On a hot, hot day, and I in pajamas for the heat, To drink there.

One of these nuts is a meal for a man, both meat and drink.

No, Sir, claret is the liquor for boys; port for men: but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy. In the first place brandy will do soonest for a man what drinking can do for him.

People get bent out of shape about the fact that when I was a kid, you could not drink out of certain water fountains. Well, the water was the same.

The only vampires I've ever seen are the Goths trying to get a glimpse of Anne Rice's house, who drink strawberry sodas and tell each other it's blood.

It is sometimes said that we drink our religion with our mother's milk.

A flirt is like a dipper attached to a hydrant; every one is at liberty to drink from it, but no one desires to carry it away.

I never did drugs and I can't really drink because I have zero tolerance for alcohol, so my vice became women. I was never faithful to most of them.

Jesus drank a cup of wrath without mercy, that we might drink a cup of mercy without wrath.

Hamburger bad fries bad, coca-cola bad….There I said it. Drink your water people.

You have only so many bottles in your life, never drink a bad one.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.

Cerevisiam Bibat! (drink beer for health)

Drink, eat, jump and dance as much as you can stand tonight, but not too much, because you are fifty now.

I really am a smoothie person. I love making a morning smoothie and then will drink some coffee and will not eat at all before lunch.

The British soldiers are fellows who have all enlisted for drink. That is the plain fact - they have all enlisted for drink.

The Hank Williams Syndrome: Come to Nashville, write some good songs, cut some hit records, make money, take all the drugs you can and drink all you can, become a wild man and all of a sudden die.

I always take working out seriously, but before a shoot I do extra sit ups and squats. I also eat more vegetables and drink a ton of water, because it really helps my skin glow.