Frank Muir Quotes
Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it.
The glances over cocktails That seem to be so sweet Don't seem quite so amorous Over Shredded Wheat
It has been said that a bride's attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisle. Alter. Hymn.
Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.
The golden rule when reading the menu is, if you cannot pronounce it, you cannot afford it.
