You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.

It is my aim to win the american people over to our side, to make them all lovers of beer.

The NRA appears to have evolved into the lobby for gun and ammunition manufacturers rather than gun owners.

Symphonies begin with one note

Never floss with a stranger.

I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny.

Allah is my witness. I will not be silent. I will never surrender.

My mind's sunk so low, Claudia, because of you, wrecked itself on your account so bad already, that I couldn't like you if you were the best of women, -or stop loving you, no matter what you do.

Humor is a kind of emotional chaos told about calmly and quietly in retrospect.There is always a laugh in the utterly familiar.

The power for authentic leadership is found not in external arrangements, but in the human heart.

A man can never compete with a woman's father

I admire Grover Norquist. I think hes done a lot of good.

It can always get worse.