I can't help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit and runs. I don't drink so the DUI is false.

This is how memories are made... by going with the flow.

Chris Brown beat you because you're not pretty enough.

I don't care what you say about me if I don't find you physically attractive.

I have no clue [why people say I'm insane]. Every time I've heard it, it came from an ugly person's mouth, so I don't care.

I want a million dollars a year for illegally having my mind read and privacy stolen.

If you're not hot I don't care about you.

I love making people who already hate me hate me more.

I like jewellery because it's forever. Flowers die, chocolates get eaten and lingerie wears out in the wash. Plus, the girl is reminded of you every time she wears it. It's a wise move.

To an ant on the ground, an airplane probably looks like an ant.

I don't like the way I look in a car. The lighting is very bad.

A person who publishes a book willfully appears before the populace with his pants down. If it is a good book nothing can hurt him. If it is a bad book nothing can help him.

The quality of your life depends on how you take control of your time

It was always too late to retract, to try and retrieve what one had done.

Leadership is a dynamic tension between where a politician thinks his country must go and where his voters want it to go.

Peace on earth and mercy mild are still possible. On Christmas Eve, all things are possible.

You can believe something really hard,' Faith says, 'and still be wrong.

Our prayer and God's mercy are like two buckets in a well; while the one ascends the other descends.

I love Richard Pryor. I love him to death.

Leave it to you, Bella. Anyone else would be better off when the vampires left town. But you have to start hanging out with the first monsters you can find.

When I was a kid, my mother used to feed me mashed-potato sandwiches, brussel sprout sandwiches; my brain cells were starving from lack of food. I'll eat anything. I'll eat dirt.