Scott Baio Quotes

I never did drugs and I can't really drink because I have zero tolerance for alcohol, so my vice became women. I was never faithful to most of them.

Family, work, familiarity. Listen, if I had a magic wand and I could make myself really be happy, I'd zap me onto a farm. And I know nothing about farming.

I have a job to do, I have a wife and child to take care of. So I don't pay attention to things that I don't know anything about. I've got my own situation to deal with.

Life is too short no matter what party you are with.

I am not a spiritual guy, but all of a sudden I felt the need to really feel things.

Trump has to do what Reagan did. Trump's gotta go on the air and tell us what his tax plan is and put it in our faces and put them on the spot. That's what I think he should do.

People can think what they want to think, I don't go after people. I think most people I talk to, like me, are very quiet and keep to themselves, they maintain their lives.

Somebody asked me what do you regret. I said, well I was offered the role of Maverick in 'Top Gun' and I turned it down.

I've been very fortunate and I am grateful.

If I'm racist, don't think I would have directed shows like 'The Parkers' and 'The Wayans Brothers' or worked 41 episodes with Victoria Rowell on 'Diagnosis: Murder.'

When I was a baby, my mother tells me I never slept because I never wanted to miss anything.

I cannot believe how much I love my kid. It's a beautiful thing.

Every day I think, 'Can I commit?' I think I can and that I will

My parents were married 53 years, good and bad. Can I do that? Probably not. But I really hope I can.

If I lived alone, Mom'd never sleep because she wouldn't know I was okay.

Paul Ryan I don't think wants to work. I think Paul Ryan wants the status quo, and I think Paul Ryan is a Never Trumper.

When I have a girlfriend, I feel caged in, I don't know why.

I regret losing certain women, but it was always my fault.

Don't ever take a shower with a woman, because you'll probably end up proposing to her.

I'm not a big government guy. I believe in private industries taking care of people. I think they do a better job.

There are two different kinds of actors. There are people who take it just so damn seriously. Then there are guys like me that just get up and love doing it.

It's a werewolf movie with Christina Ricci, and it was a chance to work with some good people. But playing yourself is always fairly risky because you gotta watch how you goof on yourself.