Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it.

The glances over cocktails That seem to be so sweet Don't seem quite so amorous Over Shredded Wheat

It has been said that a bride's attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisle. Alter. Hymn.

Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.

The speeches to be wary of are those that begin with I'm just going to say a few words.

The golden rule when reading the menu is, if you cannot pronounce it, you cannot afford it.

Over-analysis is a dream killer. Sometimes you can drown yourself in your own thoughts.

To speak and to speak well are two things. A fool may talk, but a wise man speaks.

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz.

To the Ancients, Friendship seemed the happiest and most fully human of all loves... The modern world in comparison, ignores it.

I'm certainly never going to say that someone is prettier than Julia Louis-Dreyfus, but someone who would make her crazy for being young and good-looking.

What we are seeking is the nexus of all possible worlds and states of mind, which is within us. The source of yin and yang is within you.

If you don't believe ... Saddam Hussein is a threat with nuclear weapons, then you shouldn't vote for me.

Manchester Youth theater, then the National Student Theater Company and later my degree course all helped form my love of telling stories and directing.

Children are victims of a social problem that wounds the family.

The saints rejoiced at injuries and persecutions, because in forgiving them they had something to present to God when they prayed to Him.