Dinner Quotes
The heart is a small thing, but desireth great matters. It is not sufficient for a kite's dinner, yet the whole world is not sufficient for it.
Humanism is the philosophy that you should be a good guest at the dinner table of life.
If you put Buddha, Jesus Christ, Socrates, Shakespeare, Arjuna, Krishna at a dinner table together, I can't see them having an argument.
You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!
Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!
The way we measure productivity is flawed. People checking their BlackBerry over dinner is not the measure of productivity.
My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it.
If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?
Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!
If you have to ask someone to change, to tell you they love you, to bring wine to dinner, to call you when they land, you can't afford to be with them.
I've always said I have nothing against a woman doing anything a man can do as long as she gets home in time to cook dinner.
Life itself, she thought, as she went upstairs to dress for dinner, was stranger than dreams and far, far more disordered.
People are not interested in you. They are not interested in me. They are interested in themselves - morning, noon and after dinner.
Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!
Why should the Marquis de Cussy wage war on soup? I cannot understand a dinner without it. I hold soup to be the well beloved of the stomach.
I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night.
I took my girl to dinner, and she laughed so hard at one of my jokes that she dropped her tray.
Oh, my friends, be warned by me, That breakfast, dinner, lunch and tea, Are all human frame requires.
It always bothers me to see people writing RIP when a person dies. It just feels so insincere and like a cop out. To me, RIP is the microwave dinner of posthumous honours.
Compassion is the foundation of everything positive, everything good. If you carry the power of compassion to the marketplace and the dinner table, you can make your life really count.
George W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, Give us a visit, and bring the missus. Never got a dinner!
There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last.
My dream is to become a farmer. Just a Bohemian guy pulling up his own sweet potatoes for dinner.
King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!
Shall I refuse my dinner because I do not fully understand the process of digestion?
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!
To remember a successful salad is generally to remember a successful dinner; at all events, the perfect dinner necessarily includes the perfect salad.
I think no matter what the occasion may be, you can never go wrong by showing up at the dinner table with a hot plate of fried chicken.
You could be a rebel, a profound thinker, and a rock and roll maniac and still eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and drink a nice cup of tea with your friends.
Goliath's mother, who said to Goliath, Stop running around with David! You're always coming home stoned! Never got a dinner!
If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
Poverty is an anomaly to rich people; it is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell.
When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
George Washington, who said to his father, Dad, if I never tell I lie, how am I ever gonna become President? Never got a dinner!
I think my favorite place to eat dinner is the movie theater. Dirty dogs, a big thing of nachos and a Cherry Coke - and I'm good.
