David Koechner Quotes

I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

We are the sons of no one, bastards of young.

All of those measures of relationships that you have in your life help feed your and inform your ability to act.

If you don't have self love you can never find it outside of yourself.

Every character and person in life needs a voice and every once in a while I get to inhabit the voice of the misunderstood.

We do have to be a witness to our art.

We all do grow as humans.

You can only experience love if you have self love.

If I want to travel with my family I have to purchase 7 airline tickets.

Just think about that. I feed 7 people every day. I house, feed and clothe seven people every day. And we have employees at the house. And we have 3 dogs, so I'm just throwing money out.

I like to say, in Hollywood, you can't make a redneck movie without me. That doesn't happen. You better not do it.

I am all about switching between genres and doing as much as possible.

Whatever your religion is, it's to fully realize your potential of love. Is to have fully realized self love then you can give love to others around you and to whatever, whoever you meet.

I don't have anything that dramatic as far as a performance goes. I've never participated in a show that ended in a fight in my memory.

What helps you as an actor when it comes to roles is that deeper understanding of so many different fractions of humanity. Because oftentimes, even in comedy, there is conflict.

That's what acting is, it's exploring conflict.

Really the only person that can let you down is yourself.

I love weird man, when you get to do something that you don't necessarily get to do in real life, play characters that are a little bit outlandish.