Chocolate Quotes

I will never get tired of making chocolate chip cookies. Never.

I like being broken. It means I can have chocolate for breakfast.

Have you ever seen a really good chocolate dish & women? It affects women not like men. It’s incredible.

I love cheeseburgers and chocolate - milk, not dark, and hot chocolate with marshmallows in the winter!

I have a secret stash of Nutella that I pull out when necessary. That chocolate-hazelnut combo is my wife's kryptonite.

Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth.

I like when people give up chocolate for Lent. Ooh, just like being nailed to a cross.

My guiltiest pleasure is... chocolates with strawberry cream and trashy television - 'Geordie Shore,' 'Katie,' etc.

Clearly it is not the lovelorn sufferer who seeks solace in chocolate, but rather the chocolate-deprived individual, who, desperate, seeks in mere love a pale approximation of bittersweet euphoria.

Research tells us that fourteen out of any ten individuals like chocolate.

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.

the existence of broccoli does not in any way affect the taste of chocolate

Whether it’s chocolate or socks, the rule is the same; the darker the better.

There are two things I eat that I know I shouldn't: chocolate and ice cream. You only live once, so I am going to eat chocolate.

I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes."

I can remember standing in a W.P.A. line with a gunny sack, and I remember having to buy chocolate milk instead of white because it was one cent cheaper.

Chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered pretzels... Chocolate. So afraid to be alone.

I'm an empress. I wear an apron. My typewriter writes. It didn't break the way it warned. Even crazy, I'm as nice as a chocolate bar.

I guess if I'm a product, either you're chocolate, you're vanilla or you're butterscotch. You can't be all three.

Making chocolate is a way of life, not a profession.

Granola didn't sell very well when it was good for you. Now it has caramel, chocolate, marshmallow, saturated fat and sweeteners with a small amount of oats and grains. Sales picked up.

If I were a headmaster, I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead and my pupils would study a subject that affected all of them.

I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt.

If I have chocolate around, I will eat it. I love it, I love it, I love it. I like a piece every day.

There are no letters in the mailbox And there are no grapes upon the vine And there are no chocolates in your boxes anymore And there are no diamonds in the mine

I think the kazoo and chocolate-chip cookies have a lot in common. All you need is a mouth to appreciate either one.

When the going gets tough, the tough eat ribs.

Money Talks. Chocolate Sings.

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt

Chocolate's okay, but I prefer a really intense fruit taste. You know when a peach is absolutely perfect... it's sublime. I'd like to capture that and then use it in a dessert.

My beauty secret is... nothing! I don't drink too much water. I don't eat very well. Sometimes I cheat and grab some chocolate. The best thing is to eat what you want, but not very much.

In airplanes you have a choice between chocolate and vanilla. One year could be vanilla or it could be chocolate. I don't attach any relevance to which one.

So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like unbarfed chocolate. I'm a lucky girl." -Max

The End is Nigh!" the man shouted. "Is there still time for hot chocolate?" Riley asked. The-End-is-Nigh guy blinked. "Ah, maybe, I don’t know.

Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.

The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters.

My beauty is dark chocolate and it's delicious and it's sweet.

If a Snickers chocolate bar has 50% sugar, wouldn't it be safe to eat the other half?

All I need are chocolates, credit card, and stilettos.

When the doctor said I had diabetes, I conjured images of languishing on a chaise longue nibbling chocolates. I have no idea why I thought this.

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

It's always been eclectic; you never know what you're going to get.

Once in a while I say, 'Go for it' and I eat chocolate.

What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend.

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate.

I travel with chocolate - Godiva with caramel. When the craving hits, I have to have it. I share, but if I'm on my last one, I've been known to say, 'Sorry, I'm out!'

Chocolate is the greatest gift to women ever created.

You never know what you're going to get as a receiver.