Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

Most of the Mefditations Centres make you becomethe victim of Schizophrenic, which is the mental disorder of hallucinating.

I live a very balanced life. I am very good at delegating responsibilities.

Value, therefore, does not stalk about with a label describing what it is.

What can you pay for the way a man lives? What can you pay for what a man is?

I try to live in the moment, every moment.

here and there in the barrios and the favelas, among those who have least, beat hearts of hope, fly sparks of Overcoming.

Сase studies are a tremendous device for developing problem solving skills, which are really valuable.

Due to global warming, the coming winters in the local regions will become milder.

I would have been able to free a thousand more slaves if I could only have convinced them that they were slaves.