Car Quotes

That'd be just what I need: a rash of car thefts across America, committed by dedicated readers.

I think sitting in the car with your parents and listening to music is an essential to growing up.

In its current incarnation in my life touring is a lot of airports and hotels and car services and only OK food.

Ya hafta be there for Beck. He only has you." Riley sighed. "I'll get the car.

Every year my family would pile into the car for our vacation and drive 80 trillion miles just to prove we couldn't get along in any setting.

I'd hate to list our specialties. Wreck cars, eat doughnuts, create mayhem.

Did you take Joyce's engine?' 'My instructions were to disable the car, but one of the men bet Hal a burger he couldn't get the engine out. So Hal removed the engine.

Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few times with my own car...just for old times.

It's the twenty-first century." I told Tank. "Women drive." "Only in my bed," Tank said. "Never in my car.

I have bad car juju." -Stephanie Plum

I don't know much about cars," Joyce said, "but I think someone took my engine.

Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six

I lose things all the time. I used to lose my license all the time before I put a place in my car for it.

These tanks were like a good rent-a-car.

Celebrity is hawking make-up, cars, everything; it's shifted.

It's hard to do a camera inside of a car. Non-Stop would have been impossible. Usually modern lenses you can focus up to the lens pretty much, but anamorphic you can't. You need like three feet.

Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico.

If any job should give you a company car, it's the car bomb business.

Show business is like Champagne. You'll appreciate it more if you don't drink it everyday

Anybody who gives their car to a valet isn't a car guy

The car was the iPhone of the 20th century. Kids these days don't have to drive anymore. They just go there virtually.

I was born the day I got my license. When I was a kid, if I wanted to go somewhere and see things, you have to get in your car and actually go.

I believe engineers will save the world.

I like cars that are ahead of their times, and that were noble failures because they were built to a higher standard than the consumer needed. Cars like the Wills Sainte Claire or the Duesenberg.

Jesse Jackson was involved in a three-car crash this weekend. I understand that no one was hurt, but I understand that two of the women in the other cars are now pregnant.

The poet Paul Éluard says that to understand my film version of Beauty and the Beast, you must love your dog more than your car.

Dearer to me than the evening star A Packard car A Hershey bar Or a bride in her rich adorning Dearer than any of these by far Is to lie in bed in the morning

If I had done what I was programmed to do, I would now be sitting in a car factory looking at the sizes of wheels, or wondering how to get credit to start a new factory in Russia.

Care to see your room?” -Bones Let me guess—it’s that smashed‐up car right over there." -Cat

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now.

Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!

In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.

Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.

I'm really not a person who consumes a lot. I don't have a sports car.

Whatever my life looks like, I want it to be real and big and full. I want when, if I get hit by a car, I want to know that I have deep and real friendships, people to visit me in the hospital.

Not everyone is there to get an abortion. Your body is like a car that has needs and women's bodies constantly need a level of care that men don't.

Are you coming along peaceful-like, or am I going to have to hog-tie you and put you in the car?

When I do retire, I know for a fact that I'll never be able to replace the incredible feeling I get when I'm driving an F1 car.

I'd like to do one of those jumps they do in the movies; in a car, over a bridge, in the air with a huge explosion. It would be a final moment of entertainment.

The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.

I've been car crazy my whole life, since I was nine years old. It's just something I'm very aware of.

There was a weird intimacy, sitting in a car together. Couples sat in cars. Cops and their partners. Strangers became unstrange, sharing a windshield view of the world.

A car is a 2,000 pound projectile that can go 100 miles an hour.

If you ride in a group, then you're okay. Then the cars will respect you. But if you're riding alone, you get no respect out there from cars at all.

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car.

Take your place in a wiser world of bigger motor cars.

All you have to do is take a man at face value. Don't go into it thinking you can change them. Men aren't fixer-uppers, not like a house or a car. You buy them as is.

Between my mom and dad, I would hear a lot of Earth, Wind, and Fire. My mom loved Chaka Khan, so that was on in the car a lot.