I have bad car juju." -Stephanie Plum

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

It is only man's egoism that wants to keep woman like some buried treasure.

Whatever is not nailed down is mine. Whatever I can pry loose is not nailed down.

We agreed with him in principal - we were little scientists, born and bred. But children robbed of love will dwell on magic.

I think it can be fun to write about relationships just because so many people can relate to what you are feeling.

The Southerners are the only cooks in the United States. The real difference between the South and the North is that one enjoys itself getting dyspepsia and the other does not.

I am fortunate enough with my career that I can speak out to the masses and hopefully be a part of initiating change.

We really try to have only one new particle per paper.

Writing detective stories is about writing light literature, for entertainment. It isn't primarily a question of writing propaganda or classical literature.

Abstraction is a mental process we use when trying to discern what is essential or relevant to a problem; it does not require a belief in abstract entities.

Be careful what you dream: soon your dreams will be dreaming you.