Care to see your room?” -Bones Let me guess—it’s that smashed‐up car right over there." -Cat

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

Death, you know, keeps secrets better even than a guilty Roman.

Culture is more important than vision. Some leaders have great vision, but have created a toxic culture where that vision will never happen.

There is no creation without tradition. No one creates from nothing.

Acting is like music and you improvise. It's like jazz, there's no rhyme or reason to it. It's not a plan. You practice to music and you just play it.

Writing is immensely difficult. The short forms especially.

Rulers who want to unleash war know very well that they must procure or invent a first victim.

The happiest women, like the happiest nations, have no history.

I went to India and was quite taken with it. There's a feeling there that things are holy first and useful second. And in America, we have it backwards.

Most honorable are services rendered to the State; even if they do not go beyond words, they are not to be despised.

The irregular and intimate quality of things made entirely by the human hand.