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Jean Kerr Quotes: "I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?"

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?



Jean Kerr Quotes: "Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left."

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.




Jean Kerr Quotes: "The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old."

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation."

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.




Jean Kerr Quotes: "I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing."

I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house."

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?"

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?




Jean Kerr Quotes: "I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on."

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries."

Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs."

When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats."

The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible."

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.




Jean Kerr Quotes: "You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help."

You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living."

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite."

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks."

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure."

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it."

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "Movie actors are just ordinary, mixed-up people - with agents."

Movie actors are just ordinary, mixed-up people - with agents.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind."

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives."

An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "It takes at least one to make a marriage."

It takes at least one to make a marriage.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "I don't want to see the uncut version of anything."

I don't want to see the uncut version of anything.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "People only call you 'my dear' when they are irritated with you."

People only call you 'my dear' when they are irritated with you.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in!"

Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in!



Jean Kerr Quotes: "While in some quarters it is felt that the critic is just a necessary evil, most serious-minded, decent, talented theater people agree that the critic is an unnecessary evil."

While in some quarters it is felt that the critic is just a necessary evil, most serious-minded, decent, talented theater people agree that the critic is an unnecessary evil.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two people, he figured he was getting too fat."

Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two people, he figured he was getting too fat.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say."

I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "Real men don't do pickup lines just to sweep off every girls' feet. They do and trust their own instincts knowing what the girls' wants and needs. Vying to win their hearts."

Real men don't do pickup lines just to sweep off every girls' feet. They do and trust their own instincts knowing what the girls' wants and needs. Vying to win their hearts.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "I know all about improvisation and the free-form that mirrors the chaos of our time, but I do like to feel that the playwright has done some work before I got there."

I know all about improvisation and the free-form that mirrors the chaos of our time, but I do like to feel that the playwright has done some work before I got there.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count)."

You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count).



Jean Kerr Quotes: "I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little."

I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow sufficiently reassuring now."

To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow sufficiently reassuring now.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "Dearer to me than the evening star A Packard car A Hershey bar Or a bride in her rich adorning Dearer than any of these by far Is to lie in bed in the morning"

Dearer to me than the evening star A Packard car A Hershey bar Or a bride in her rich adorning Dearer than any of these by far Is to lie in bed in the morning



Jean Kerr Quotes: "Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water and have the nicest sense that you are accomplishing something."

Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water and have the nicest sense that you are accomplishing something.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all."

I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "There is this to be said about having money. You get rejected by a higher class of people."

There is this to be said about having money. You get rejected by a higher class of people.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "If you can keep your head when all about are losing theirs, it's just possible that you haven't grasped the situation."

If you can keep your head when all about are losing theirs, it's just possible that you haven't grasped the situation.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "I once truly believed that if I had to stand in line for twenty minutes to have a package gift-wrapped it actually gave the recipient more pleasure."

I once truly believed that if I had to stand in line for twenty minutes to have a package gift-wrapped it actually gave the recipient more pleasure.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "Children are different - mentally, physically, spiritually, quantitatively, qualitatively; and furthermore, they're all a little bit nuts."

Children are different - mentally, physically, spiritually, quantitatively, qualitatively; and furthermore, they're all a little bit nuts.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "I will read anything rather than work."

I will read anything rather than work.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother."

Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "I'm not so sure it's so civilized to be civilized all the time."

I'm not so sure it's so civilized to be civilized all the time.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it."

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them."

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "I don't grasp things this early in the day. I mean, I hear voices, all right, but I can't pick out the verbs."

I don't grasp things this early in the day. I mean, I hear voices, all right, but I can't pick out the verbs.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks."

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.



Jean Kerr Quotes: "I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?"

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?



Jean Kerr Quotes: "Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house."

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.