There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

Anything is possible with laughter. If you can laugh out loud, especially at a life of mistakes, you will come out unscathed.

Just remember, you can't climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets.

The thing about acting is that it's fairly random. At the end of the day you take what drifts past you or what's given to you.

Any device in science is a window on to nature, and each new window contributes to the breadth of our view.

Alternative facts are not facts. They're falsehoods.

The secret of rulership is to combine a belief in one’s own infallibility with a power to learn from past mistakes.

If you are not the lead dog, your scenery never changes.

Sometimes a 3-1 favorite loses. That's why they call it gambling, and that's why they keep flipping over the cards.

God has a purpose behind every problem.

You have a divine right to abundance, and if you are anything less than a millionaire, you haven't had your fair share.