Does that really work, converting someone with a bumper sticker? How weak of a mind do you have to have?

Golf's the only sport that comes with a slave.

Jews don't dunk. It's in the bible.

I've decided that I'm going to collect as many spiders in a jar as I can and then pour them all over you, William Flecter. Seeing as how it's good to face your fears.

Dull minds are never either intuitive or mathematical.

I just do my act. If people in England don't get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it.

Don't bother to give God instructions; just report for duty.

Instructions from Jesus will always yield favorable results.

I've gotten "condescending" a million times, and that's not good.

Almost certainly I will not tell her my intentions this evening or tonight. I will put it off. Why? Because words are actions and they make things happen. Once they are out you cannot put them back.

Engineering without imagination sinks to a trade.

If things come up, we can say, "We're not ready for this, let's move some things around."

I am open and will continue to be open to ways to limit abortion. What I am not open to is to removing the right.