Beer Quotes

Thirstily he set it to his lips, and as its cool refreshment began to soothe his throat, he thanked Heaven that in a world of much evil there was still so good a thing as ale.

Our fans would never waste good beer by pouring it on us.

Books and beer are the best and worst defense.

Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.

It is not “just beer,” it is a noble and ancient beverage which, like wine, food and television advertising, can be extraordinarily good or unmercifully bad.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.

They who drink beer will think beer.

No one who can read, ever looks at a book, even unopened on a shelf, like one who cannot.

I put my own d*ck in my mouth. I was 14 and much more flexible at the time. It was soft and required a lot of pulling. I really wanted that case of beer.

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!

The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings.

I think this would be a good time for a beer.

Mike Hammer drinks beer because I can't spell Cognac.

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and hop-bitter, no point coming up for air, gulp, till it's all--hahhhh.

Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.

A little bit of beer is divine medicine.

You from within our glasses, you lusty golden brew, whoever imbibes takes fire from you. The young and the old sing your praises. Here's to beer, here's to cheer, here's to beer.

The goal is to give people a free encyclopedia to every person in the world, in their own language. Not just in a 'free beer' kind of way, but also in the free speech kind of way.

The egg creams of Avenue A in New York and the root beer float....are among the high points of American gastronomic inventiveness.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!

I wasn't a great student, C average. I was pretty shy, but I drank a lot of beer.

When the homebrewers stop entering the profession, and the backyard breweries are squeezed out, then it will become stagnant.

If beer got any lighter you could raise goldfish in it.

Gin for executions, beer for birthdays, wine for weddings.

[...] beer results in ideas, which results in new code.

Buy a man a beer, and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop.

Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.

Start drinking vodka instead of beer, and try to get a six-pack as early as possible and you'll be a much more successful actor.

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.

There's no reason why a player is done at 33, 34. They train better, they eat better, they drink better. This isn't the old days when everybody sat around and drank beer.

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

Fermentation may have been a better invention than fire.

I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

There's nothing in the world like that first taste of beer.

He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.

A meal of bread, cheese and beer constitutes the perfect food.

I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.

If you don't know what else to do, drink beer.

Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered.

Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life.

They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says 'A Fine Pilsner Beer' on the label. It is a crime.

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.

Next to music beer was best.

I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.

Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.