Mickey Spillane Quotes

The first chapter sells the book; the last chapter sells the next book.

I'm actually a softie. Tough guys get killed too early... I've got a full head of hair and don't wear eyeglasses.

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle.

Inspiration is an empty bank account.

Mike Hammer drinks beer because I can't spell Cognac.

Nobody reads a book to get to the middle.

If the public likes you, you're good. Shakespeare was a common, down-to-earth writer in his day.

Those big-shot writers ... could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar.

I have no fans. You know what I got? Customers. And customers are your friends.

If I need something, I'll invent it.

Stephen King. Now I'm not crazy about him, but he's a great a writer.

I dont like any of them, because they don't read the books. In Kiss Me Deadly my story is better than his story. Anthony Quinn played in The Lond Wait and he didn't read the book either.

Now I'm not an author, I'm a writer, that's all I am.

Hemingway hated me. I sold 200 million books, and he didn't. Of course most of mine sold for 25 cents, but still... you look at all this stuff with a grain of salt.

If you're a singer you lose your voice. A baseball player loses his arm. A writer gets more knowledge, and if he's good, the older he gets, the better he writes.

I started off at the high level, in the slick magazines, but they didn't use my name, they used house names. Anyway, then I went downhill to the pulps, then downhill further to the comics.

I'm not an author, I'm a writer, that's all I am. Authors want their names down in history; I want to keep the smoke coming out of the chimney.

Where I am they can smell out a hurricane. My house survived Hurricane Hazel, but it didn't get past Hugo.

See, heroes never die. John Wayne isn't dead, Elvis isn't dead. Otherwise you don't have a hero. You can't kill a hero. That's why I never let him get older.

I'm the most translated writer in the world, behind Lenin, Tolstoy, Gorki and Jules Verne. And they're all dead.

If the public likes you, you're good.

Nobody reads a mystery to get to the middle. They read it to get to the end. If it's a letdown, they won't buy anymore. The first page sells that book. The last page sells your next book.

I'm a commercial writer, not an author. Margaret Mitchell was an author. She wrote one book.

My father was Catholic, my mother was Protestant, and because of that I got Christened in both churches, so I've got all these names... but my Dad always called me Mick.

I know an awful lot of Hollywood people, who are so self-important, I can't understand it.

I read all the time... I read a lot of history books.

I'm 82 years old, wherever I go everybody knows me, but here's why... I'm a merchandiser, I'm not just a writer, I stay in every avenue you can think of.

I played in a movie called Ring of Fear with Clyde Beatty and Pat O'Brien.

Victor Saville was bad news because he wanted money just to do one big picture.

Oh yeah, I was one of the first guys writing comic books, I wrote Captain America, with guys like Stan Lee, who became famous later on with Marvel Comics.

I wrote the original Mike Hammer as a comic, Mike Danger.

Imagine this guy hits Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger and knocks him out. You hit Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger, he'll beat the crap out of you.

I'm a country boy. I hate New York. But that's where things happen, so I use it as a base for stories, I know enough about it. But I have to keep going back there.

I try to stay in good physical shape, I don't smoke, I don't drink.

Critics themselves, they used to tear me up.

The first page sells this book. The last page sells your next book.

No one likes my books except the public.

Authors want their names down in history I want to keep the smoke coming out of the chimney.

see, heroes never die. John Wayne isn't dead, Elvis isn't dead. Otherwise you don’t have a hero. You can’t kill a hero. That’s why I never let him get older.

Guys like you can't escape the city. Hell, you a got a blood contract with this place. You're married to the old girl.