If beer got any lighter you could raise goldfish in it.

It's a morbid observation, but if every one on earth just stopped breathing for an hour, the greenhouse effect would no longer be a problem.

Norman Rockwell, the Brueghel of the 20th century bourgeoisie, the Holbein of Jell-O ads and magazine covers; by common assent, the most American artist of all.

A day in thy courts is better than a thousand. I had rather be a doorkeeper in the house of my God than to dwell in the tents of wickedness.

At the same time, I would add that the American people have a lot of courage.

Every culture feels like their parents are the most stringent as far as, "We came to this country to work hard, we want you to be a doctor or a lawyer."

Money does not bring happiness' - only the wherewithal, perhaps, to endure its absence.

Players win games, and coaches win players.

People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous.

There is no illusion great than fear.

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity.

On the allegation of withholding temperature data, we find that CRU was not in a position to withhold access to such data or tamper with it.

A warrior takes every opportunity to teach himself.