I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

They took away our land, our language, and our religion; but they could never harness our tongues.

The terrorist is the one with the small bomb.

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

The only thing I envy in young people is their livers.

Travel, for me, is a breathtaking experience. A humbling for the soul and the realization that we are all in this together.

Silence is its own kind of tension.

The theories we find untrue, are those we cannot accept.

I always say if the marathon is a part-time interest, you will only get part-time results.

Memory all to easily accommodates the corruption of regret.

If you want a different life, you gotta start doing and learning different things.

In a lot of ways Berlin is a symbol for me of Facebook's mission: bringing people together, connecting people and breaking down boundaries.

Melinda was mine 'til the time that I found her holding Jim, loving him.

Darwinism is not merely a support for naturalistic philosophy: it is a product of naturalistic philosophy.

Our true character comes out in the way we pray.