John Daly Quotes

I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein.

I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening as most beers. If I cut back on beer, though, I'd look anorexic.

I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been since high school.

I hit the ball as hard as I can. If I can find it, I hit it again.

Life is nothing but a memory. People who dwell on the bad ones aren't going to have a whole lot of good ones coming up.

This fitness thing is blown out of proportion. What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and drink a diet Coke?

There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink diet Cokes and eat.

I enjoy the oohs! and aahs! from the gallery when I hit my drives. But I'm getting pretty tired of the awws! and uhhs! when I miss the putt.

My slogan is who needs fitness when you've got great equipment.

I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf.

Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.

How you frame an issue shapes how it is viewed by others. Great advocates frame their ideas as problems that need solutions.

I've got the drinkers and the smokers and the eaters on my side.

I can tell you one thing. I've done this my way. I don't have anybody to blame for this win but me, and I love it.

I will just put four or five extra packs of cigarettes in my bag and I will be fine.

It's nice to worry about playing golf and not all the other stuff.

The only way I'll ever make the Ryder Cup team is when I become captain; then I can name myself to the team.

I don't care what anybody says. The first tournament is not the hardest one to win. It's always the second one.

Granted, I could go out and lose everything (by) gambling and drinking, but there's no sense in denying it. It's in my blood.

All four days I didn't think. I just hit. Squeaky (Medlen, his caddy) said 'kill' and I killed it.

I know there's a lot of guys who would love to see me fail. Well, good. Let 'em. I'm glad.

He's tough (Tiger Woods). I wish I was that tough when I was his age.

Whether I'm shooting 10-under or 10-over I have to realize people have come a long way to see me play. I can't be back-handing putts.

Ideas really do matter. But in any organization a good idea will only go so far unless its proponents are willing to fight the political games to get the idea adopted.

Real freedom will come when U.S. soldiers in Iraq turn their guns on their superiors.

In some organizations, it is easy to say mistakes are okay when in truth it is a zero-defect organization. You will be remembered more for your mistakes than your successes in those organizations.

Nobody can know what's in my heart. Nobody can know what I'm thinking. I know what I've got to do.

You're playing competitive, and it's always better to play four competitive rounds than it is two because you sit there for a weekend and then you start all over again.