When Richie Cunningham drank too many beers, his parents sat him down and explained their concerns. If you live on this earth, you find out that we are all the same.

Assumptions are the termites of relationships.

That problem has been going on since men and women and their children moved from the plains and into caves. How many times have you heard Howard Cunningham talking to Marian about shopping? Too many.

Your mind knows only some things. Your inner voice, your instinct, knows everything. If you listen to what you know instinctively, it will always lead you down the right path.

To me acting is like a jigsaw puzzle. The jigsaw puzzle is of the sky and all the pieces are blue. Out of this you have to create a human being and put it together.

A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself.

How you learn has nothing to do with how brilliant you are.

As a child, I was called stupid and lazy. On the SAT I got 159 out of 800 in math. My parents had no idea that I had a learning disability.

Your inner voice, your instinct, knows everything.

Ten out of ten people die, so don't take life too seriously.

I never knew that ["Hank Zipzer"] would happen in my life. It is one of the greatest things. It is like a gift from God.

Merciful God!" sighed the General. "We've arrived." And it was true. For there was the sea, and on the other side of the sea was the world.

I much preferred winning to thinking and I didn't like losing at all.

And thereby hangs a tale.

Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.

I have always hated the cinema.

Art is not a treasure in the past or an importation from another land, but part of the present life of all living and creating peoples.

One thing I am learning from the kitten is that everything he is doing seems to be in preparation for murder.

I cannot say what I think is right about Music. I only know the rightness of it.

I'm one injury away from hanging up the racket at any time.

Bring me a girl, they're always the best. You put 'em on stage, and you have 'em undress.