Our universe is ruled by random whim, inhabited by people who laugh at logic.

I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?

I don't know if you have noticed this, but it is quite possible for two human beings to have a conversation in which one or both parties involved has absolutely no idea what they're talking about.

No big deal. We all have blood in us, the trick is keeping it inside.

Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.

Life's only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting.

I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book

But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint department, so we might as well accept things the way they happen, clean up the mess, and move on.

And I was having too much fun to stop now.

you can’t use logic on human behavior.

It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that they come to with their problems.

When there faith, the world is balanced.

Arab' is the new four-letter word, didn't you know?

In every action we must look beyond the action at our past, present and future state, and at others whom it affects, and see the relations of all these things.

People aren't really afraid of my views. They are just afraid of the word 'nationalism.'

Civilization is a social plague on the planet, and vices are just as necessary to it as is a virus to disease.

The end of a man's life is often compared to the winding up of a well written play, where the principal persons still act in character, whatever the fate in which they undergo.

I'd like to add that negotiating is not something to be avoided or feared - it's an everyday part of life.

To attain Buddhahood ... we must scatter this life's aims and objects to the wind.

Sometimes you sense how faithfully your life is delivered, even though you can't read the address.

Although much of the media have their antennae out to pick up anything that might be construed as racism against blacks, they resolutely ignore even the most blatant racism by blacks against others.