The key to a happy life is to have accomplishments to be proud of and purpose to look forward to, and at the moment I had both. How wonderful it was to be me.

I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?

It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that they come to with their problems.

When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultivate any it's always easier to simply go along.

Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I have learned to fake.

It really is better to be lucky than to be good.

A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches

I mean, really: what kind of person could possibly dislike me?

I had become a perfect fake human, saying the stupid and pointless things that humans say to each other all day long.

Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it who could do that, but did that mean we had to miss lunch?

There are still very few laws against thinking, although I am sure they're working hard on that in Washington.

The books you have read and the knowledge and inspiration you have gained can never be taken away from you.

The problems are here to stay. We need to find a way to deal with them.

That they believe in you does not make them your disciple

We forget that money gives its value - that someone exchanged work for it.

Goodnight moon. Sweet dreams. Smile kindly upon this little blue gum ball of us while we sleep.

In war I would deal with the Devil and his grandmother

The fragrance of religious and spiritual life is much finer and subtler than that of the rose.

One can be certain that every generally held idea, every received notion, will be idiocy because it has been able to appeal to the majority

Energy is a very subtle concept. It is very, very difficult to get right.

The thing I've always been most nerdy about is technology, in general.