I thought about the nice clothes that I always wore. Well of course I did. I took pride in being the best dressed monster in Dade County.

I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?

I don't know if you have noticed this, but it is quite possible for two human beings to have a conversation in which one or both parties involved has absolutely no idea what they're talking about.

No big deal. We all have blood in us, the trick is keeping it inside.

Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.

Life's only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting.

I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book

But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint department, so we might as well accept things the way they happen, clean up the mess, and move on.

And I was having too much fun to stop now.

you can’t use logic on human behavior.

Our universe is ruled by random whim, inhabited by people who laugh at logic.

You aren't alive if you aren't in need.

A bumper sticker from the 1970s read, “A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

Real courage is when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what.

Desecration is the smile on my face.

I never thought about doing men. Never.

The peers just fill the air with their speeches.""And from what I've seen, vice versa.

There is no sport as competitive as business. It's 24 by 7 by 365 by forever.

But 'the physical level of rigor' is higher on certainty than the logical one, since reproducible experiments are more reliable than anybody's, be it Hilbert's, Einstein's or Gödel's intuition.

Nature is about smelling, hearing, tasting, seeing.

I am not afraid of death. What I am afraid of is that I will meet the Saviour and He will say, 'You could have done better'