Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Words are beads on the strings of sentences. So make a beautiful necklace!

Although even when I am being idle I have plenty of food for thought both early and late - thoughts both about and not about art.

Bad men are full of repentance.

The problem is the people who tend to be the best organized are the most radical and the most vicious.

It's not like you can aim for a home run and hit a home run.

Do you know, that is the root of the whole trouble - has been one of the roots at any rate - is people hearing things and then imagining some more and magnifying it and multiplying it.

Whistling together. Some kind of performance. I mean, not just a conversation, but a performance.

Most actors are either a shower of bloody scruffs or think they should dress like Hamlet off stage.

When someone really believes in what they're saying, but it's crazy, it's like my favorite thing on earth.

True independence is not a gift to be received. It can't be a hand-out to people. It must be an achievement by the people.