I doubt there's ever been a true thing said on Fox. Maybe the weather report, maybe not.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

If you stand firm in the light, you can never be diminish by the doom of darkness.

When you reduce a woman to writing, she makes you think of a thousand other women

We are not judges for ourselves until circumstances call us to act.

There are few things more dangerous than a mixture of power, arrogance and incompetence.

But, of course only morons would ever think or speak of themselves as intellectuals. That's why they all look so sad.

The collapse of Enron and the subsequent collapse of Arthur Andersen were tremendous tragedies. But as I stated at the time of my indictment on July 8, 2004, failure does not equate to a crime.

Sometimes you have to be apart from people you love, but that doesn't make you love them any less. Sometimes you love them more.

It's not your body, it's not your choice, because you got that from God. He gave that to you.

I find that even small changes sometimes jog you out of a mental rut.

People think that tests only come in the form of hardships. Allah also tests us with ease, it's often in the test of ease that we fail most.