Donald Trump is not my fault. You can blame certain things on me, but not Donald Trump.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

In this loveless world, you’re my endless love.

You should feel free to feel how you want and don't think of what people think.

Humans were so ignorant, taking for granted what they received from each other, never knowing the energy they passed between themselves.

How many roads must a man walk down Before you call him a man?

Learning how to learn is the most precious thing we have in life.

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part.

I am as content to die for God's eternal truth on the scaffold as in any other way.

His aim was the glory of God, but the glory of Philip pleased him too.

Digo, paciencia y barajar. What I say is, patience, and shuffle the cards.