I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...procrastinating and rationalizing.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Harness your mind’s powerand you can reach the mountaintop.Harness your heart’s powerand you can reach the stars.Harness your soul’s powerand you can reach the edge of the universe.

When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.

Words are good servants but bad masters.

I have always taken measures to fight corruption, to attract investment, to create a better context for investment in Greece.

I'm Sirantha Jax, and I have had enough.

The more powerful you become, some people especially don't like it that you're a woman. I stick up for myself.

We cannot reform the world.... Uncle Sugar is as dangerous a role for us to play as Uncle Shylock.

If you have ever been to couples therapy it's really, really challenging.

The right hairstyle can make a plain woman beautiful and a beautiful woman unforgettable.

The same one who mistreated you will end up needing you.... It is the circle of life.