What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

Love is what makes you bloom like a flower with a smile, beauty and fragrance.

Thou shalt not think that thou be a leader, merely because thee be having more than 0 followers.

Who among us has the strength to oppose petty egoism, those petty good feelings, pity and remorse?

I'm afraid to laugh out loud, because there's so much information.

I look up to Mandy Moore, because she's really classy. But when it comes to music, I'm my own person.

I've got about three minutes to get ready in the morning before dropping my kids at school and going to the office. But even with limited time, I still want to look natural and pretty.

I felt like people really do their best work when they're having a really good time and feel safe to push the envelope and make a jackass out of themselves.

When I was a little boy, I wanted to be a baseball player and also join the circus. With the Yankees, I've accomplished both.

Be yourself, no matter what they say.

We cannot fight for love, as men may do; we shou'd be woo'd, and were not made to woo