The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Diets are essentially training courses in how to feel fat and feel like a failure.

A revolutionary who is out to defeat his enemies could use their weapons, but not their rules.

My nerves did a jitter dance,

The very first requirement in a hospital is that it should do the sick no harm.

You are alive today, and no matter what your condition, make a mark here and now. Opportunity is at every moment, seizing it is pleasure.

Though you should not fear failure, you should do your very best to avoid it.

I'm just an advertisement for a version of myself.

That alone can be called true refinement which elevates the soul of man, purifying the manners by improving the intellect.

Abasement, degradation is simply the manner of life of the man who has refused to be what it is his duty to be.

The city of angels? It's the city of devils. The city of smiling cobras.