Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

You can never clear a thought from someone's mind, which is incepted by a external cause. thy you know the truth, let it pass patience and self realization is the key to clearance.

Democracy is not a form of government. It is a tool of government. Case in point, Stalinist USSR was a "democracy".

Pleasure represents a great good but also a grave danger.

History, as an entirety, could only exist in the eyes of an observer outside it and outside the world. History only exists, in the final analysis, for God.

I've run for statewide office plenty of times, and people know me.

The best things in life are free. The second best things are very, very expensive.

The very fact that you are a complainer, shows that you deserve your lot.

It was unfair that people who longed for love the most, searched the hardest for it, found it so elusive.

That last day does not bring extinction to us, but change of place.

There can be many bars, wires that keep a person trapped. All of them don't have to have been created for the purpose of harming or caging the bird, but they still serve that function.