Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

But I am not those people. I am just the biologist

If you must speak ill of another, do not speak it, write it in the sand near the water's edge.

We are eternal beings who are connected to God, Source, or whatever you feel comfortable labeling the Divine. What this means is that we are here for joy and for love.

Only power can get people into a position where they may be noble.

Sundance is just a great place for your work to be seen. Not much more to say about it than that.

No one is guaranteed a job in this.

No failure means no risk, which means nothing new

I guess I get enough real life, in real life, so that's why I like things that are more extreme.

I'm wearing a garbage bag. I was put on my own worst-dressed list.

The sands are number'd that make up my life; Here must I stay, and here my life must end.