We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

Faith is the substance of things hoped for the evidence of things not seen.

It may be the first in what I trust will be a rapidly growing and influential genre--the novel designed on purpose to be excludedfrom the Booker short-list.

Actually the years when I was playing totally un - well, they were just roles that just went by the board, you wouldn't want to know. But anyway, I'm glad I had that chance to build my craft.

I'm naive enough to think that love is always good no matter how long ago, no matter the circumstances.

The body is like a sentence that invites us to rearrange it

Anything can make me stop and look and wonder, and sometimes learn.

I don't dig ditches for a living, so I don't really hate going to work. I chose this for a reason. I would much prefer to be over-worked than under-worked.

The music technology scene is changing so fast its hard to keep up.

How can a bishop marry? How can he flirt? The most he can say is "I will see you in the vestry after service."

The gospel is an exclusive truth but it's the most inclusive exclusive truth in the world.