You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Fine gold is recognized when it is tested.

It is the just doom of laziness and a gluttony to be inactive without ease and drowsy without tranquillity.

One cannot violate the promptings of one's nature without having that nature recoil upon itself.

If you like your existing plan you get to keep it

I have always said I've had a big personality, and I've always said I'm a pushy broad, and I've always said I want to get things done.

Of all the self-fulfilling prophecies in our culture, the assumption that aging means decline and poor health is probably the deadliest.

think about the way God rules. He doesn't do it by sending in the tanks. He does it by calling servants.

The church of my choice is the free, open world.

The imagination is fertile. From seeds of the imagination, much is made manifest.

If it's January, I'm dead in three hours. But in June, I'd be hungry, but I'd make it out. I'd find my way without a map or compass. I say that with confidence. I can build a fire without a match.