maybe if people weren't so careless, then nothing would need to be caged.

It's safe to tell us stuff, okay?" This means it's not safe to tell them anything.

You know that saying about how you don’t know what you have until it’s gone? I already did know what I had, and now that she’s gone, I know even more.

I don’t have enough gross words in my gross vocabulary to describe how gross that gross thought is. Gross.

I can't help seeing a cage for what it is. Sure, it protects the bulb, but maybe if people weren't so careless, then nothing would need to be caged.

She smiled at me, and I never forgot it. Or more accurately, I always remembered it.

Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!

Renee was beautiful, but she was my friend now. On the other hand, Annette was my friend, but now she was beautiful. makes about as much sense as anything ever does with girls

It was not by dialectic that it pleased God to save His people.

I'm the guy who reputedly denies that people experience colors or pains, and thinks that thermostats think — just ask my critics.

whoever is so stupid as to imagine God to be either masculine or feminine openly shows that he is as bad a philosopher as a theologian.

God is awesome; he doesn’t need you to be awesome. He wants you to be obedient.

A good heart is a beautiful home where you can always find peace!

Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds.

I'm probably more of a new man. I'm not particularly alpha. 'Nourish and nurture' are my watchwords as opposed to 'search and destroy'.

Just close your eyes and enjoy the rollercoaster that is life :)