Turds Quotes

Turds Quote of the day

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Don't pole-vault over mouse turds.

Nobody makes a turd like that and lives.

Life is not like a box of chocolates unless there's a few turds in the box.

You can't polish a turd.

You're like a turd that won't flush.

If you don't have a mobile strategy, you're in deep turd.

I'm the sort of loser who succeeds really well and then drops a turd in the punch bowl.

If we mix only a moderate minority share of turds with the raisins each year, probably no one will recognize what will ultimately become a very large collection of turds.

If it's not working, you can't polish a turd.

that's as nutty as squirrel turds

I always say to my religious friends, if a pool had even one turd in it, would you jump in?

Surfing is one of the most joyful pursuits a human can take up. But there's no joy in a deadzone. If you've ever surfed in turds and medical waste you don't want to repeat the experience.

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

When you mix raisins and turds, you've still got turds.

Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.

When a writer is swayed with his fame and his fortune, you can float him down the river with the turds.

I live in a 9 million dollar turd.

Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds.

The most hopeful thing in the stories, I hope, is wit. I make it up. If I make up a world in which we're ruled by big talking turds, it doesn't mean that we are. So you shouldn't feel depressed.

[On journalists:] They are as disruptive a menace to the public body: as grating turds in the intestines are to the private body.